“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”
This is very true to my experience.
EVERY INTERACTION I HAVE WITH MY NIECES & NEPHEWS.
In the Green Day fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “I hope you had the time of your life” which roughly translates into “This is not a fucking graduation song” and I think that’s beautiful
“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
I think I have been waiting for this gif set my entire life and I didn’t even know it.
The last gif is the exact human representation of the “The More You Know” graphic
A reminder that’s Draco’s comment was unscripted, Tom Felton wins.